The one time I will actually be able to take a guy home and fuck him, and I get too drunk to even know my own name. At least I got to throw a party, well, not much like a party put more like a fucking drunk-fest. It was a long time since I was that messed up.
Two days being hungover, watching Californiacation. That show has some seriously good quotes. Like I'm wallowing in narcissistic despair. No top shelf pussy can compete with the love of a good woman. The female orgasm is like 99% mental, who the fuck has the time for that. And give me a moutful of cock, anyday.
