2.21.2009

Machines have less problems

Let's see if I can remember all the funny stuff that happened to me lately...
- Sarah Silverman show - seriously awesome!!! She smoked up, called herself on her cell and left messages with brilliant ideas. Then she listened to the message and her and Brian ran off to "save the world" sortof, still high, which was hilarious. "Weed really widens the mind" - well duh, the thought-connections you get are so interesting... And did you know, "bacon" backwards is "no cab". That is seriously awesome.
- A pig started a fire in an apartment. I laughed so hard I cried.
- It's funny watching people get blue-balls from not being able to say "That's what she said".
- Drinking Fishermans. First shotting in shot glasses made of ice. Together with the one and only - Linn. She's brilliant. Then drinking it from a coffee cup like a cocktail (it's 30% haha).
- Smoking in a circle while talking dirty talk.
- Spelling out oh-so-inventive words like "ass", "dick" and "cp" with letter crackers I gave to A as a gå-bort-present. At the same time as laughing really hard at how brilliant it was.
- Sleeping for 1 hour then waking up because there's some activity going on in the same bed you're trying to sleep in. Falling out on the floor and walking downstairs, still shitfaced, to eat some pasta.
- Drunk-msn at 5am, drunk-facebook at 5.30am. Writing stupid shit and laughing my ass off at some hardcore kinkiness.
- "Hej här kommer segertåget rullar in som technodromen..."
- Having the brilliant idea that watching Star Wars while high would be so amazing. "Use the force..."
- At the WC at EH it says "Om du ska skjuta upp ditt heroin här så får du faktiskt köpa en latte efteråt! Ok? Ok!"
Well that was far from everything but it's a little. Cheerios.